KUSTOM CLOTHING is available to order

Monocool items are indicated by a green dot on the shelf

 

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"the dryest shopping experience out there" - returning customer

"THE SATISFACTION I GET FROM WEARING THESE CLOTHES IS MILD AT WORST" - SNOBBY YET COMPLIMENTARY CUSTOMER

"This website looks better on my desktop" - someone who has visited here on his or her desktop

"A LITTLE BIT OF WD-40 really takes these clothes to the next level" - experimental customer

"NOTHING SOAKS UP MY SUMMER SWEATS QUITE LIKE THIS CREWNECK" - HOT JOHNNY

"there is a time and place for these clothes, and that would be 9pm on your couch" - GROUCHO MARX

"GUYS LIKE ME WOULD NEVER WEAR THIS STUFF" - MOZART

"YOU CAN'T EVEN FIND THIS STUFF AT FOOD TRUCKS" - SOME DOPE

"IT's what's on the outside that matters" - materialist

"JUST SELL YOUR STOCKS AND INVEST IN YOUR WARDROBE, Now" - ECONOMIST

"THE DELL OF THE APPAREL INDUSTRY" - OFF-BASE CONSUMER

"I would be proud and honored to protect this garment" - your jacket

"I wore this shirt to the movies and it did well" - local high school student

"I'm very pleased that they sent my order to the address i provided" - SHERMAN

"Finally, CLOTHES THAT I CAN WEAR" - SOMEONE WHO FINDS OTHER CLOTHES CHALLENGING

"I love wearing these things" - MY (SINCERE) FRIENDS

"enrich your t-shirt collection in the winter AND you'll be miles ahead of the game come SprinGTIME" - Wise COnsumer

SOME PSEUDODUDO CLOTHING IS STILL DAMP. PLEASE CHECK BACK ON AN HOURLY BASIS.