Monocool items are indicated by a green dot on the shelf

hi fall cap

wheeler fall cap

"there is a time and place for these clothes, and that would be 9pm on your couch" - GROUCHO MARX

rodent shirt

constellation shirt

"GUYS LIKE ME WOULD NEVER WEAR THIS STUFF" - MOZART

ladybug dangler

crayon pocket dangler

"YOU CAN'T EVEN FIND THIS STUFF AT FOOD TRUCKS." - SOME DOPE

friendship lengthy shirt

tetracycle lengthy shirt

"IT's what's on the outside that matters" - materialist

9-pin shirt

hi shirt

"JUST SELL YOUR STOCKS AND INVEST IN YOUR WARDROBE, Now" - ECONOMIST

outdoor shirt

spectrum shirt

"THE DELL OF THE APPAREL INDUSTRY" - OFF-BASE CONSUMER

balance shirt

netminder shirt

"I would be proud and honored to protect this garment" - your jacket

racked shirt

ace of hearts shirt

"I wore this shirt to the movies and it did well" - local high school student

toad in the shirt

potassium shirt

"I'm very pleased that they sent my order to the address i provided" - SHERMAN

mediocrity hoody

subsaharan submarine shirt (printed)

"Finally, CLOTHES THAT I CAN WEAR" - SOMEONE WHO FINDS OTHER CLOTHES CHALLENGING

distant shirt

distant shorts

"I love wearing these things" - MY (SINCERE) FRIENDS

our favorite fruit shirt (pink)

our favorite fruit shirt

"the smart thing about enriching your t-shirt collection in the winter is that you'll be miles ahead of the game come SprinGTIME" - Wise COnsumer

mother's day shirt (printed)

plane logo shirt

SOME PSEUDODUDO DRY GOODS ARE STILL DAMP. PLEASE CHECK BACK ON AN HOURLY BASIS.