Who is pseudoDUDO?

I AM HE. MY nAME IS RILEY MATE.

 

WHAT IS THIS PLACE AND WHY AM I HERE?

THIS is where my work and goods are displayed. I do not know why you are here.

 

ARE MONOcool GOODS really one of a kind?

YES, EVERY monocool item IS PRODUCED IN THE FOLLOWING SIZE RUN: 

         - 1 small

         - 1 medium

         - 2 large

         - 1 xlarge

         - 1 xxlarge

THEREFORE, no two pieces are the same (EXCEPT FOR LARGES BECAUSE THE DUDO KEEPS A DUPLICATE)

 

I WANT THAT ALBUM ART, BUT CAN I CHANGE THE TITLE?

YES, ALL PURCHASABLE ALBUM ART CAN BE RETITLED TO YOUR LIKING. YOUR ARTIST/BAND NAME MAY ALSO BE ADDED TO THE ARTWORK. THESE ADJUSTMENTS, IF DESIRED, WILL BE TAKEN CARE OF BY THE DUDO AND BUILT INTO THE COST OF THE ARTWORK.

 

ARE YOU REALLY THE DELL OF THE APPAREL INDUSTRY?

No, not at all. I don't know why that guy said that.

 

SOME OF MY GOODS SAY "PSEUDOCOOL" IN THE LABEL - CAN YOU EXPLAIN?

LOOK, TIMES CHANGE PAL. ALL "PSEUDOCOOL" LABELLED GOODS ARE VALID AND WEARABLE.