Who is pseudoDUDO?

I AM HE. MY nAME IS RILEY MATE.

 

WHAT IS THIS PLACE AND WHY AM I HERE?

THIS is where my work IS displayed. I do not know why you are here.

 

does this website look better on my desktop than it does on my phone?

Yes, Definitely.

 

ARE MONOcool CLOTHES really one of a kind?

YES, EVERY monocool item IS PRODUCED IN THE FOLLOWING SIZE RUN: 

         - 1 small

         - 1 medium

         - 2 large

         - 1 xlarge

         - 1 xxlarge

THEREFORE, no two pieces are the same (EXCEPT FOR LARGES BECAUSE THE DUDO KEEPS A DUPLICATE)

 

can you make a shirt with my dog's face on it?

i can, and i will. just fill out the form on this page, please.

 

WHAT IF my band just startS using that name?

THAT's FINE. Just let me know and i'll mark it as "in use".

 

ARE YOU REALLY THE DELL OF THE APPAREL INDUSTRY?

No, not at all. I don't know why that guy said that.

 

SOME OF MY CLOTHES SAY "PSEUDOCOOL" IN THE LABEL - CAN YOU EXPLAIN?

TIMES CHANGE. ALL "PSEUDOCOOL" LABELLED CLOTHING IS VALID AND WEARABLE.