although my career is founded on art and design abilities, those practices are not what i am best at. 

avocado picking is what i am best at.

i pick 'em better than anybody, and I'll pick 'em just for you.

that's right - for a hefty fee, i will accompany you to your local market and carefully select avocados based on your specific culinary/dietary needs.

you're making guacamole in 2 days? I can pick for that.

you're craving a california blt and need some sliced 'cado asap? I can pick for that.

you're burying a time capsule and want to include the alpha-fruit in there? get real, that's a disgusting waste.

 

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