Who is pseudoDUDO?

Riley mate is.

WHAT IS THIS PLACE AND WHY AM I HERE?

THIS is my virtual temple and MUSEUM. I do not know why you are here.

does this website look better on my desktop than it does on my phone?

Yes, Definitely.

how do you pronounce it?

rhYMe the second part with the first part.

what’s up with your billiards fixation?

Let’s rack up A GAME and i’ll EXPLAIN.

can you make something with my dog's face?

i can, and i will. just fill out the form on this page, please.

can i order a framed print?

YES - GO HERE.

How should I care for my clothing?

wash cold, tumble dry low, low-gravity hang.

ARE YOU REALLY THE PHIL SWIFT OF THE DESIGN WORLD?

No, not at all. I don't know why PHIL said that.