Who is pseudoDUDO?

I AM HE. MY nAME IS RILEY MATE.

 

WHAT IS THIS PLACE AND WHY AM I HERE?

THIS is where my work IS displayed. I do not know why you are here.

 

does this website look better on my desktop than it does on my phone?

Yes, Definitely.

 

ARE MONOcool PIECES really one of a kind?

YES, EVERY monocool PIECE IS PRODUCED IN THE FOLLOWING SIZE RUN: 

         - 1 small

         - 1 medium

         - 2 large

         - 1 xlarge

         - 1 xxlarge

EACH PIECE IS THEREFORE ONE OF A KIND (EXCEPT FOR LARGES BECAUSE THE DUDO KEEPS A DUPLICATE).

 

can you make a shirt with my dog's face on it?

i can, and i will. just fill out the form on this page, please.

 

CAN my band USE that name?

YES - Just let me know and i'll mark it as "in use".

 

ARE YOU REALLY THE DELL OF THE APPAREL INDUSTRY?

No, not at all. I don't know why that guy said that.

 

SOME OF MY CLOTHing SAYs "PSEUDOCOOL" IN THE LABEL - CAN YOU EXPLAIN?

TIMES CHANGE. ALL CLOTHING LABELLED AS "PSEUDOCOOL" IS VALID AND WEARABLE.