It's a very good printer*, and we our proud to offer its services to you, the people.
simply send your file(S) to RILEY@PSEUDODUDO.COM and they will be masterfully printed on 8.5" x 11" COPY paper.
ALSO INCLUDE YOUR VENMO HANDLE AND MAILING ADDRESS IN THE EMAIL.
RECEIVE YOUR PRINTED FILE(S) in 10 business days or less, ALONG with a HEALTHY pinch of PSEUDODUDO PLANE STICKERS.
*printer has a 3.6/5 star rating on amazon (updated: 2018/01/14)